In Through The Out Door

PummeloI have a grunch of these in my backyard. Anyone want any?

TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISHYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoWe need = I wantI’m sorry = you’ll be sorryWe need to talk = I need to complainSure…go ahead = I don’t want you toIs my bum big? = Tell me I’m beautifulDo what you want = you’ll pay for this laterI’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re deadYou have to learn to communicate = Just agree with meBe romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighsYou’re so…… = I’m going to ask for something expensiveIt’s your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by nowYou’re certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about??I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TVHow much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$ TRANSLATING MEN’S ENGLISHI’m hungry = I’m hungryI’m sleepy = I’m sleepyI’m tired = I’m tiredNice dress = Great tits!I love you = let’s have sex nowI’m bored = Do you want to have sex?What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the questionI love you, too = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!May I have this dance?

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