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Jogging in Underpants

Jogging in Underpants:

underpantsThe Ironman is one of the most grueling races that people compete in today. Not so the underpants run. The underpants run takes place on the big island of Hawaii just prior to the quite-a-bit-more-famous Ironman. And this year some 100 runners turned out, dressed to the nines, or maybe the twos, wearing nothing but their skivvies. The underpants run was created as a fun alternative; or precursor to the Ironman, and the idea apparently was a response to all the international athletes who streamed into Hawaii the weeks before wearing nothing but Speedos.

Said one Speedophobe:

“It was a reaction to the abhorrent and unbelievable practice of wearing Speedos around town, in the post office, the grocery store, even restaurants” Huddle said. ‘It’s just a clash of the cultures, between the more conservative Americans and the whole European and Mediterranean resort vacation thing.“ Normally I tend to side against prejudice, but in this case, the idea of legions of Europeans shopping, buying coffee at Starbucks, pushing baby strollers, dining in Speedos does set of a taste alarm.

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